The Return Trip

After a fun-packed month at home,  people kept asking if I was excited to go back to Mozambique.  I won’t lie, “excited” isn’t the word I’d use.  When I was headed home to America, I was EXCITED. There were lots of people I was looking forward to seeing, food I wanted to eat, places to go, couches to sit on…. But coming back, not so much. Especially since I’m coming back to a house that is not yet a ‘home’ and a new village where I don’t really know anyone.  I wasn’t dreading coming back, but I wasn’t super pumped to come back to a life of dirty feet, no bed, and a house populated by far more lizards that people.

I will say that between the Delta SkyClub in Atlanta (thanks Aunt Suzanne!), the 16 hour international flight, and the hotel in South Africa, I encountered more free wine than I thought was possible. “Well, this isn’t so bad  at all” I was thinking… I could get used to this! And then I landed in Mozambique. Bum bum bummm! That’s when the crazy hit me like a ton o’ bricks.

My first stop was our old house.  I had promised the other family that lived on our farm I’d come see them as soon as I landed.  Plus, they’ve been watching Olive. I figured that between the other 2 cats and 11 dogs (more puppies!), I should get her off their hands. That part of the day was greattt! The farm is so green and beautiful right now.  Antonia and I sat out under a mango tree and caught up on the past month.  If that had been the end of the trip, I would have been a happy girl. I really liked Moatize – and I would have been perfectly happy to have stayed there (minus one little detail, of course). 

I picked up all types of veggies in the market, and some of my South African friends came to pick up me and Olive to take us to Cateme.  It took us foreverrr to figure out how to tie my bags on the top of their truck (at which point I was questioning if I really needed to bring back a muffin tin and a magic bullet blender…too late for that thought lol!)

Once we finally got to Cateme, Olive (maybe I should have clarified earlier, Olive is a cat) and I arrived to a house full of bug and spider webs. Also, droppings from what must be GIANT lizards – which I have yet to see.  Ok, I thought.  Just need to sweep out this house, take a shower, and I’ll unpack tomorrow.  Well, apparently the water had already been turned off for the day, so showering was out of the question (very unfortunate considering the state of my hair and 100 degree heat). Then I realized that in the midst of vegetable shopping, I had failed to buy toilet paper.  Awesome. Which then reminded me that Olive’s litter box was locked in Helen’s room.  Now I was starting to freak out a little.  I decided my best plan of action was to just go to sleep and figure it out in the morning. I locked Olive in the bathroom with a makeshift litter box and plopped down on my floor bed (which is just a mattress on a the floor…so fancy).  A few minutes later, I got up to make sure the doors were locked and noticed something roughly 9 inches long and the width of one of those giant sharpie markers.  Stick? I thought. Um nope, I didn’t bring any sticks in with me.  Snake?! (panic.) Well I jumped over it to get to a light switch and came face to face (?) with the most giant millipede slash bug I’ve ever seen.  Half a can of bug spray later and that sucker was dead. Being the professional that  I am, I left it on the floor to be dealt with the next day. 

SO.  Here I am. I’ve been awake since 3 am waiting on the sun to come up and the water fairy to switch on the water in my house.  Today, I will remove the giant dead bug, access the Olive situaton, find toilet paper, and attempt to unpack.  Also on the list: find a bed (I’d like to be as far from giant bugs and lizards as possible….aka, not sleeping on the floor). I’ll keep you posted! 

An extremely long-winded account of my journey home

After a long week of literally doing nothing but waiting to go home, Wednesday December 7^th could not come fast enough.  As instructed by my mom when she visited in July – I hardly brought anything with me.  First of all, it's not 110 degrees in America – so my tank tops didn’t need to make the trek.  Secondly, my favorite pair of J.Crew jeans now has a total of 8 holes and, as much as I love them, they would be frowned upon at home. I did, however, plan on bringing an empty suitcase with me to fill with goodies from the craft market in Maputo.  So I threw my laptop, camera and a few other things in my overworked backpack, grabbed my empty suitcase and took off. And by took off, I mean I talked some friends (who conveniently have car) into dropping me off at the Tete airport.   Naturally, as soon as they pulled away, I realized the number of critical things I had forgotten in Cateme (my Kindle - not like I had 3 hours to sit and wait for my plane or anything…. and my phone charger).  No worries, I thought. I’m going home. It’s all going to be fine.

So after waiting 3 hours of the plane and then a 2 hour flight to Maputo (seriously, just sitting), I finally made it to the capital city.  It was late afternoon and my flight to South Africa wasn’t until the next afternoon.  At first, I thought this was a huge bummer BUT my parents so kindly offered to put me in the hotel of my choice that night.  So I left the airport in a taxi headed for Hotel Cardoso (which was the hotel we stayed at a year earlier the night we swore-in…I had fond memories of taking an hour long shower and nearly making myself sick on the breakfast buffet. Needless to say, I was quick to choose Cardoso). Just as I hopped out of the cab (which I was expecting to be about 300 mets – or at least it was in October) and was about to throw back whatever was in that champagne glass as a welcome drink, the driver says its 950 mets. WHAT?! Naturally, I freaked out. I’m sorry, but 950 mets! That’s insane.  I can come and go from Tete to Chimoio 3 times for that – 18 hours in a bus or 20 minutes in a cab1?  I realized I wouldn’t win this battle, so I paid the man, shot him an angry look and decided to put it behind me. A hot shower was in my future, I wasn’t going to let this joker ruin that.

As I checked in, I had a conversation with the lady about how my father in the United States had booked this room and prepaid it. There was a little bit of confusion, but I figured if worse came to worse I’d just hand over my credit card and call it a day.  At this point, my phone was doing that angry beep about every 2 minutes to tell me it was dying. This was mainly a problem because, Eden, one of the volunteers from Tete was going to stay with me that night. Now, I don’t know my way around Maputo that well, but I look like a tour guide compared to Eden.  There was no way she would be able to find me without a phone.  I paced angrily around my room for a while (still peeved over the taxi incident) and decided that my best move was to find dinner. Now, Maputo is the food meca as far as Mozambique is concerned.  Determined not to waste a coveted dinner in the city, I took off looking for a suitable restaurant.

After wondering around for about 20 minutes and using the last of my cell phone battery to message Eden my room number, I found a fancy little Thai place. Jackpot! I went in, sat down, and ordered enough food for about 3 people (I assumed Eden would show up at some point and appreciate being greeted with pad Thai)….and asked for it to-go.  I also decided that I deserved a beer for my efforts – and in the process made friends with my server… who I then convinced to charge my phone for me on his charger in the back.  I left the restaurant with a hugeeee bag of food and a new found sense of accomplishment.  The rest of my evening consisted of taking a glorious shower and eating some delicious Thai food while lying in a giant bed and watching Gossip Girl on my laptop. Seriously…AWESOME. Eden showed up around midnight just in time to eat, chat, and pass out in what was the most comfortable bed I had touched in about 8 months.

When I checked out the next morning, I re-encountered that whole “prepaid room” mess. They had no record of it being paid, and my credit card had so conveniently expired.  Sweet. I told them if I could get my dad on the phone he could email in all of the information to pay.  My phone was doing the angry beep again, so I called America, woke up my dad (it was his birthday – I’m sure he loved being woken up at 4 am by a daughter requesting he send his credit card information half way around the world) and attempted to explain the humor of the situation to the man at the counter….not sure whether that worked or not….

Finally, we got everything figured out and Eden and I set off to do some Christmas shopping at the craft market. Two hours later, we emerged with huge carved wooden bowls, tons of beautiful batiques (I have no idea how to spell that), and lots of other fun stuff. We hit the fish market for lunch, where we feasted on prawns, mussels, crab and draft beer for my last meal in Mozambique.

I left Eden in Maputo, and I flew to Johannesburg, South Africa for yet another 4 hour long airport-sit. The lack of kindle or book was really starting to sting at this point.  Also, my ipod and laptop had already died. Again, I was going home. All good. I finally got on a giantttt Atlanta-bound flight and mentally prepared for 16 hours of airtime.  Luckily, I was able to sleep for a significant amount of time (thank you hundreds of hours of African travel – which was much less comfortable than the wonders that Delta had to offer)

In the Atlanta airport, I practically ran to the closest open fast food place (a burger king, in this case) and got a large fountain diet coke.  Then, I grabbed a shiny new Cosmo magazine (!!!!!!) and tried to ignore the fact that people were giving me strange look (I know! I’m wearing flip flops and a light jacket and you have on a scarf and snow boots….I’m coming from Africa, leave me aloneee!!!!).

From there, it was just one quick flight to Louisville. I seriously don’t think I have ever been more excited.  Even as quickly as I was busting toward my parents (who I knew were waiting just past the security point), I honestly looked at all the “Welcome to Kentucky” stuff on the walls and LOVED IT!  Unbridled Spirit logans, I have never been more happy to see you!!! I was a few minutes early, so I surprised my parents when I came running out. Naturally, my mom and I both cried and my dad attempted to take photos. They wrapped me up in my favorite red coat and traded my flip flops for cowboy boots right there. SO WORTH THE TRAVEL!!!!

Solitary Confinement

After Helen left, I still had about a week to kill before I took off to the enchanted America-land.  Seeing as there was no one around,  I found myself on the edge of boredom induced insanity.  When you wake up at 5:30 am and have literally nothing to do, no food and no one to talk to, things get weird.  Aside from reading like a crazy person, watching an entire season of Top Chef, and perfecting my friendship bracelet making skills, I made a running list of the things I missed the most about home.  Don’t judge.  After 15 months you too might miss the Kardashians.

Couches. Bad reality television. Driving a car.  Good bottles of wine. Talking to someone who doesn’t live in Africa for longer than an hour. Fountain diet coke. Wireless internet. New music. My bed. Pedicures. Football and basketball games. Smart phones. Vegetables other than tomatoes, onions and green peppers. Boots. Mexican food. Yoga class. Not sweating.

The list goes on and on, but you get the idea   J

The Move

After a week on playing on the beach in Vilinkulo and a very memorable Thanksgiving in Gorongosa National Park, Helen and I packed up our house in Moatize.  A Peace Corps staff member came with one of those magical Land Rovers to help us move to our new place in Cateme.  Honestly, I was pretty impressed with how efficiently and quickly we were able to transfer all our stuff (we’ve been accumulating tons of things over the past year). 

It took us about 45 minutes to arrive at our new site in the private car (in public transport, it would take about an hour and a half).  The majority of that drive was on bad dirt roads headed straight into the bush.  Yikes. Helen and I were pretty accustomed to the “city life,” as we called it.  When we pulled up in front of our new house, I was pretty relieved. It’s a cute little place, right smack in front of the school and in the middle of the teacher housing section.  People came out of no where to help us unload our things and get settled in. So that was extremely comforting in itself.   Unfortunately, most of the other teachers and students had already left Cateme for Christmas break – so it was pretty lonely around here. 

I think the easiest way to summarize my thoughts about the new place is through a pro/con list.  Here we go…. First the positives:

1.      roommates- Just Helen and I in Cateme (thank god)!

2.      Commute time – it literally takes less than 10 seconds to walk to school. It’s seriously right outside our front door.  Goodbye hour long commute and fighting the chapa rush every morning!!

3.      Water! – after being such a stress in Moatize, we were thrilled to find that our new place has indoor plumbing and running water. Granted, it switches on and off throughout the day… but still. Running water!!!

4.      Community – Our row of houses is reserved specifically for the teachers at our school.  That means that 18 of our colleagues will be a stones throw away and therefore, much more accessible

And the negatives:

1.The market – we lived right next to the biggest market in Moatize (which is a sizable town, as it is).  The new ‘market’ is a 20 minute walk away.  The air quotes are because, well, I'm not sure I would consider 4 women selling only mangoes and tomatoes a market.  The food situation will be a major challenge here

2. “get out time” – Often times, volunteers will refer to how long it takes them to  “got out of their site.” For example, we could get out of Moatize in 15 minutes…chapas ran continuously and it was a major road. Hannah, on the other hand, might have to wait anywhere between 15 minutes and 2 hours – just for a car to pass through her village.  Unfortunately, Cateme is wayyyy out and not on a main road. We’re looking at the 2 hour ‘get out’ time frame now.  Goodbye jetting into the city for lunch and being home again by 1 pm.

3. Furniture – the padres from our old school furnished our entire house for us. This house is completely empty. No bed frames. No table and chairs. Nothing. Luckily I got a few little things when my parents visited last summer. Our little wicker outdoor furniture is now the centerpiece of the living room.  I’ll keep that as long as I can get myself some sort of bed hah!